Election Choices, Bachmann and Santorum, and GOP "Playdough"

THE POOH SYNDROME AND ELECTION CHOICES
When dipping into the honey pot look first to see,
If you're getting the honey or the honeybee.

RICK SANTORUM AND MICHELLE BACHMANN
That they coupled with one another,
Gave me such a wow.
He even climbs into bed with her,
And signs her “marriage vow.”

JUST DECIDE OR JUSTICIDE
Whenever the Republicans want
To get rid of a law they don’t want anymore,
They send it to the Supreme Court,
Where it’s killed, five to four.

REPUBLICAN PLAYDOUGH
I never knew how low they could stoop,
Until they started feeding on each others'
Talking points poop.